What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:48

From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What do you like about McDonald's?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?