What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.